White Girl Two Step

While I was perusing Facebook profiles last week, I came across one that listed the "white girl two step" as an interest. As in all white girls' have subpar dancing skills and look like lumbering robots. I denied that I danced this way, but once I figured out what this person was talking about I realized that is the way I dance. On Saturday when I was asked to dance I declined because, I was too embarrassed to do the white girl two step in public.