Shut Up, tourist frat boys I saw at Magnolia who were "rapping" Lazy Sunday. You've never been here before. You don't know that you love these cupcakes, cousin. You're no better than those Sex and the City wannabes who get off that taupe colored tour bus and stuff their face with cupcakes till they can't fit into their jeans.
Shut Up, NYU. It's a library. I don't want to hear your conversation (on your cellphone!) about whether or not that Chinese girl was flirting with you by asking if you wanted to study this weekend. I don't want to hear you singing through the wall of my study cubicle. I don't want to hear your conversation in Russian.
Shut Up, Asshole on my roof who brought there dog up there for a whiz and won't be quiet. Hey! I have a great idea let's get drunk and yell! WHOOO!
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